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Haulin' A$$
A pair of eagles were nearly hit by a fighter jet.
"Wow!" said one eagle. "Look at that guy go!"
The other eagle replied, "Well, you'd go, too, if you had two a$$holes and they were both on fire!"
Nag, Nag, Nag
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client.His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feel worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked in the door at home, his wife stared on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm NOT reheating it!"
And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. He whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"
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Sex Scene 'Disturbs' Political Debate
LONDON, England -- When the political debates get boring, Voyeurwebbers, apparently there's nothing like sex to wake you up and grab your attention, although not for political debate. At least that's what happened in England this week.
A TV debate on the future of Britain's Labour Party was disturbed by a sex scene from Channel 4 drama "Shameless".
A naked blonde woman appeared on a monitor in the background during a discussion on Ed Miliband's leadership.
The scene appeared on screen for a number of seconds as host John MacKay interviewed Labour blogger Dan Hodges.
The broadcaster apologized for the mistake after a viewer, made a formal complaint.
A spokesman for the channel said: "We hope viewers weren't distracted by the unexpected content."
"Shameless", the drama about life on a dysfunctional Manchester council estate, was being broadcast on Channel 4 at the same time. A channel source told reporters: "Nobody [at Channel 4] even spotted the scene until we received a complaint and played back the video.
"It's unfortunate but in a busy newsroom we have monitors showing the various TV channels."
-- Look at this way, Voyeurwebbers, would you rather watch a boring political debate or sex? If you said "sex", then you've cum ..er ... come to the right website, hehehe! We have ladies from around the world posting their photos and videos at Voyeurweb 24/7 just for your viewing pleasure so you can get a respite from all the political mud-slinging and name-calling and occasional nonsense by visiting VW's free sections or, if you really want to get politics off your mind, you can check-out our explicit membership sections, accessible through our Red Clouds portal. VW is politically non-partisan ... except when it comes to almost naked and totally naked sexy ladies -- on THAT topic we always vote "yes". Hehehe! -- "Not A Candidate" -- Igor
EYE ON: Word Games by K.
Britain's Channel 4 seems to be getting in the news a lot lately, Voyeurwebbers.
First there was the sex scene playing on a monitor in the background of a televised debate on the future of Britain's Labour Party.
Now, a contestant on Channel 4's "Countdown" program -- a word game where contestants have to make a word out of scrambled letters -- pulled off a surprise win by coming up with the word "wanker" on the air. Within moments, Twitter was all a-tweet with posts about the word.
The player spotted the slang word among the selection "R, A, E, P, K, W, A, E, N", according to British media reports. Players on the show pick a mixture of nine consonants and vowels and have 30 seconds to rearrange them to make the longest word they can.
Nick Hewer, the show's new host, asked the show's Dictionary Corner: "Where does Mark (the contestant) stand on this....?"
Expert Susie Dent, flanked by newsreader guest John Suchet, replied: "He stands absolutely fine, it's in the dictionary."
That would be the Oxford English Dictionary, which gives the definition of "wanker" as: "British vulgar slang. A contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse)."
This is not the first time "Countdown" has "blushed" at a contestant's response. Two years ago, studio bosses ordered a round to be filmed again after one contestant came up with "f*ckface*.
There's is nothing like the unanticipated on a live t.v. program to keep things interesting, Voyeurwebbers; but Eye still thinks the studio bosses should not have edited out the "f*ckface" answer two years ago. Now THAT would have really fired up the blogosphere! At least that's how Eye sees it, but feel free to have your own opinion because Eye is definitely NOT infallible. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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